This Is Not Important

I’m trying to cut out coffee. Which means I’ve been drinking tea constantly. Tea is a terrible terrible replacement for the caffeine-laden love that can only come from freshly brewed ground coffee beans with some half and half. Ok, now I want some…I’ll be right back.

The American The Office is better than the British The Office. Except for Ricky Gervais’s laugh.

I really miss my old phone. You know…when they still made phones with buttons. But at least this new one doesn’t need duct tape and saran wrap.

If I ever have a kid, I want him to be like Calvin.